Mein aur Tum… Tum aur mein
मैं और तुम… तुम और मैं
(Ek car aati hai aur raste ke side pe band pad jati hai)
Woman: Arre ye band pad gayi
Man: Oh. Isse abhi band padna tha?
(Bahar nikalkar car ka bonnet kholta hai. Woman bahar aakar uske baju mein khadi ho jati hai)
Woman: Tumhe kab se kah rahi thi, gadi servicing karni padegi.
Man: Itne kaam pade hai. Kab gadi servicing karu? Iss week karne wala tha.
Woman: Aise bahot weeks chale gaye.
Woman: Mera aur ek birthday celebration Gaya.
Man: Abhi bas bhi kar.
Woman: Ek to kaam se tumhe mere liye time nahi milta…
Man: Wait. Main service person ko phone karta hoon.
(Mobile lekar side ho jata hai. Tabhi ek bike pe young couple bike park karte hai)
Young M: Ab bike pe gussa mat kar. Abhi ruke hai. Ab bol. kya bolna hai.
(Dono utar ke footpath pe khade hote hai)
Young W: Tumhe aaj bhi time nahi mila. Main theatre pe wait kar rahi thi.
Young M: US client ka call aya tha. Kya karta?
YW: Mobile band rakhte naa.
YM: Nahi rakh sakte. Job hai meri.
YW: Shadi ke pehle yahi job thi. Tab kaise mere aage pichhe ghumte the.
YM: Firse shuru?
YW: Ghar pe bhi ek kaam nahi karte.
YM: Job karta hoon. Thak jata hoon yaar.
YW: Main nahi job karti? Main nahi thakti? Naukari karo, ghar ke kaam karo.
YM: Fir chhod de job… Ghar pe baith…
(YW confused, freezes…)
Woman: Wo kyu chhode job?
YM: Fir? Kya hua job chhoda to?
Woman: Usse bhi kamana hai. Tere ek ke salary pe ghar chalega?
(Phone bandh karke Man aa gaya hai)
Man: Kyu nahi chalega? Ye jyada kaam karega?
YW: Issi job main time nahi mil raha…
YM: Main dekh lunga…
Woman: Kaise dekhoge?
YM: Uski salary mujhse jyada hai. But I’ll manage.
Man: Haan… Sach to ye hai ki ye jyada kamaa rahi hai; isliye tumhara ego hurt ho raha hai.
Woman: Iss main ego kaha se aaya…
(YW again freezes…)
Man: Tum jal rahe ho uspe. Kyu ki woh jyada kama rahi hai.
Woman: Woh kyu jalega. Usse pyaar karta hai wo.
YW: Nahi pyaar karta. Isliye aaj movie ka program cancel kiya.
Woman: Are kaam hote hai, responsibility hoti hai…
Man: Kaam to kaam hota hai. Apne wife ke liye bhi time nikalna chahiye naa…
YW and Woman (together): Wohi to hum keh rahe hai…
(YM aur Man ek dusre ko dekhte hai. Fir YW Woman ko dekhte hai. Aur kya hua ye samjhkar charo jor jor se hanse lagte hai)
(C) Pramod Waghmare
